Exclusief op MonoBrow: MiniMail interviews met de crazyhete artiesten van 't Franse Ed Banger. Vandaag de vrouw die ruiger is dan het okselhaar van David Lee Roth: Uffie. Oh ja, ze was hyper toen ze de vragen beantwoordde. En ze houdt van caps lock. En ze heeft de laatste vraag niet beantwoord omdat ze haast had.

You’re tough. Do other girls ever feel intimidated around you?
'YUP... THEY ARE NORMAL PRETTY SCARED UNTIL I AM NICE.. BUT I THINK GUYS ARE A BIT MORE SCARED OF ME.'

How’s your French? Can you order anything at a petit
restaurant?
'OH YES. MY FRENCH REALLY ISNT THAT BAD. I AM JUST A BIT SHY TO SPEAK IT. I DID HOWEVER JUST ORDER FOOD IN FRENCH.'

What’s your favourite piece of clothing at the moment?
'THIS BLUE VINTAGE JUMP SUIT I FOUND IN AUSTRALIA. ITS AMAZING. YOU JUST PUT IT ON AND DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE TO LOOK GOOD.'

When will you go Britney and shave your head?
'I PREFER TO HAVE MELTDOWNS IN THE PRIVACY AND COMFORT OF MY COUNTRY HOUSE... SO I DONT THINK ANYONE WOULD EVER HEAR IF THAT HAPPENED.'

What can Uffie fans expect of you in 2k7?
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Eh, Uffie, YOU THERE?